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Amnesia, I'll play that yeah, it's scary. It's pretty scary. Tenchu 3 Jimmy Jusus, how are you Jimmy Jusus? Another side of the story to you. Are you saying Tenchu 3 is a scary game?

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Metal Gear Solid 3, not that scary, I'm afraid. Smoldering, Shamrock. Dark Souls, again, not scary enough, to be honest with you. Dino Crisis, not scary enough, I'm afraid, sorry about that. Nintendogs, Lucy, too scary. Nintendogs is too scary.

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Nintendogs, Talia 90, not scary enough. Right, I'm going the wrong way here, going the wrong way. It's time to give this guy the Usain Bolt, the Udin, the Couser after you. Iraq attack.

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Yes, fuck yourself.

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I really meant that when I said that. Dead Space, Jamie Lynch. Okay, Jamie Lynch is, he's getting there and I think I'm going to play that because I have never played Dead Space. I hear it's a great story. And I'm going to play that game. I have it. I have it.

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Never played it. I have it. No.

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Dead Space is brill. Dead Space is brill. Everyone's saying Dead Space is brill. Dead Space is a good shout. Dead Space, yeah.

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Five nights at Freddy's, never heard of it. Did you fucking know what's scary enough? I had a think there about the game Moonwalker with Michael Jackson.

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Get this for scary. The whole point of the game is that you have to go around the fucking gaff.

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Saving kids. And then you grab the kids and bring them with you.

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Not originally a scary title, but in retrospect, probably the most chilling game ever made.

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Throw, throw robotic Joe Pesci into the mix.

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And you're, you're looking at a terrorizing few hours on the Master System or Mega Drive, whatever, whatever fucking console you had it on.

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Manhunt. I had that game. That was a scary game. Okay, it was about a man. You could go around.

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And you could put a plastic bag. You could put a plastic bag on somebody's head and choke them with the plastic bag.

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You could put a plastic bag on the man's head and choke him.

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You've had enough time now. You've had enough time now.

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You could not, you could not use a plastic bag.

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You could not use a plastic bag.

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You've had enough time now.

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You've, you've had enough time.

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You could use a plastic bag.

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You used a plastic bag in the game Manhunt.

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To suffocate your victims.

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You've had enough time now.

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Wrong one. Wrong one.

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Jerry, yeah, I think we can go to the audience now.

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Jerry, yeah, Jerry Hannon, you're involved in an ongoing spat with, uh,

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with Frank, with, about Frank's book.

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It's pretty one-sided spat. I don't know anything about it.

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Yes, you do, Frank. You know everything about it.

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You have been peddling bags.

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Bags for life around Limerick.

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You've, no, I have not.

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You, you did, Frank. Yes, you did, Frank.

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You peddled all the bags.

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You peddled plastic bags.

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Brown paper bags.

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You peddled bags for life from Lidl.

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You had woven bags from Tesco.

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You have done nothing but bag.

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You are a bagger.

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Teresa Carmody was three days away from her bag.

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When you bagged her, when you bagged her shopping for her.

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Nowhere in your book, Frank, does it say that you had her consent when you bagged her shopping.

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Was it with her consent, Frank?

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Was it with her consent?

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There's no Teresa Bagody.

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It's a made-up bag.

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It's not a made-up bag.

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You're gonna tell more lies.

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Steve is on the case.

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Thank fuck for Steve, anyway.

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A real fine exponent of the word amazing.

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And he's up there in the cockpit, playing games with the switches.

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Apparently it's not that hard to fucking learn how to fly a plane.

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Post 9-11, they made the 9-11 commission report.

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Was talking about what they had to do and all the bits and bobs and pieces and all that sort of stuff.

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Listen, right.

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A bunch of fucking Islamic fundamental terror fighters were out in Kandahar.

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In the mid, late 90s.

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and Bin Laden had agreed on a plan to crash airliners into points of interest around the United States of America and East Asia at the same time.

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These were meant to be synchronized attacks, not just in the US.

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And get this.

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As a final piece to the puzzle.

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This is like the plan in its inception.

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They were gonna crash all the planes, right?

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And then, Sheikh Mohammed himself was gonna be like the big boss man.

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He was gonna fly a plane and land the fucking thing on an airport tarmac job.

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Kill all the men on the flight.

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And then, as some kind of symbolic gesture.

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Let all the women and children walk free.

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And then blow the whole fucking thing up to the sky.

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But he didn't.

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Bin Laden didn't enjoy that idea.

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And it wasn't really their kind of thing in the end.

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However, what they did do was they ruminated on that puzzle for a while.

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Then, you've got the Hamburg cell.

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A bunch of disillusioned men who'd made their way from Hamburg over to Kandahar to go,

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Yeah, we want to get involved in the fucking job.

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Are there any jobs going?

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Because we're hungry.

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Then, Bin Laden was like,

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Pennies dropped.

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These guys know about McDonald's.

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Speaking English.

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They can do all that shit.

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Let's get them on the fucking case.

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So, they took all the other guys who were Kandaharians.

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And, uh, they, they became the muscle men and all that kind of shit.

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And then, the Hamburg lads, they sent them over to the States.

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Put them in a flight training school.

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And away you go.

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But look at it.

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Do you know what the conspiracy is here?

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Do you know those conspiracies that people say the planes didn't hit the buildings and all this sort of shit?

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Bollocks.

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Okay.

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That's all.

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That's all true.

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I believe that.

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Okay.

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We've seen it with our eyes.

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You know the crack.

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You know the score.

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The situation is this.

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People believe the main fucking thing is that those guys were actually trained by the CIA.

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Not the CIA.

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The CIA turned a blind eye.

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Or was it a blind eye?

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Was it a, was it in fact, an actual fact, a strategic blind eye to these guys?

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They knew, they knew there was an attack coming.

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Did they think, look it, let's let the attack happen.

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And what the worst that can happen.

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It's only going to give us the respectability and credence we need to wage war on another side of the story.

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For another few years as well.

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Getting back to the original situation.

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I remember in the week after 9-11 now, they were looking.

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There was like, all manner of cons just giving their two cents on the issue.

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And then, there was just people like, on, on BBC News with, you know, the news clip.

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Them, the flight simulator in the background.

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And them just going, basically it's really easy to fly a plane.

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All you have to do is have, if you've got the right technology and a joystick, you can learn how to do this stuff.

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And, uh, so that was, that was like, oh, we should have known what was going on all along, man.

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It's really easy to fucking fly a plane.

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And as you can see there, Steve in the cockpit, he's an idiot.

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He's wearing a choker.

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And he can fly a plane.

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We raise the lever now, and I'll show you what happens now.

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Truss goes up.

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Steve comes out.

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Maybe, maybe Steve doesn't come out.

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Maria McChrystal, thank you very much.

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What's your favourite scary, scary movie?

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My favourite scary movie was, uh, probably, uh, Hollywood Ghosts, the Legendary Viper Room.

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An unsolved supernatural BuzzFeed YouTube documentary about, um, Willie Harrell's,

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River Phoenix, and fucking Johnny Depp.

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And sorry about the language.

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But I can't contain it.

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Amnesia, Amnesia, the video game.

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Featuring Frankie Schoens.

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Thank you very much, Frankie Schoens.

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Thank you very much, Maria, for the, uh, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet tip as well.

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The burning of the Reichstag was another side of the story.

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A ruse.

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A ruse to get things moving along.

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Grogoski.

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I bet you they just thought, yeah, these clowns, we can turn a blind eye to your man.

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He's on the list.

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Blah, blah, blah.

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What's the worst they can do?

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They're gonna bomb somewhere, blah, blah, blah.

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But, uh, fuck me, man.

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They were in for a rude awakening that day.

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Commercial airliner jets used as missiles, Pat.

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Did you fucking believe it?

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A bunch of lads who had fecal training, Pat.

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They managed to do the job on it.

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What if Brexit is just another 9-11?

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Osama bin Laden in that.

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Sounds like a real mental hypothesis, man.

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But it's just mental enough to be true.

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Thanks very much for positing that idea in our subconscious landscape.

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Hopefully it won't be true.

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Hopefully it's not true.

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Did they release the black box from the final fight that got done in?

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Apparently the passengers revolted.

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Here's the thing I don't get about that now.

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Let's just park the roller coaster for a moment here, okay?

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The passengers revolted and said,

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okay, they're gonna crash this into a building, so let's take it down.

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Not on your nelly would you get me going,

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okay, we'll just crash this one into the ground, so.

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I would've, we would've just made the, actually, apparently it was the guy flying in who crashed into the ground, so that's, that's the case there.

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That's the case there, actually, yeah.

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Maybe they didn't think, they probably thought that they would gain control of the, the plane in some way,

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and then either force or coerce the boom boom boys to fly the plane straight, or, against all odds, commandeer the flight themselves and land at her.

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I don't know.

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But what really happened was wrong, though, is that, I would've definitely sat back and waited to see what happened.

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I wouldn't have made them crash the plane or force my way, because I would've just thought,

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there's still a chance that there could be another side to the story.

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detonation.

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Take the grenade rounds, I will.

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Uh-oh, I forgot them.

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We've saved it, though.

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Grenades in the corner, spoon.

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I was too busy trying to break the code of 9-11, and I forgot everything.

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I forgot where I was.

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I will not allow you fools to escape.

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This is what you get for trying to oppose me.

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Are you a man, or are you a lady?

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We don't know.

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You dress like a man.

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You sound like a lady.

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We don't have any reasonable confirmation on any of those outcomes.

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But when the tyrant was another side to the story, he was a man who had a six-pack and a stern face and white eyes.

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He also had very, very big thighs.

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He was on the bike every day of the week.

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Probably did about 40 to 50 kilometers.

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Kilometre a day.

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And he had big legs.

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No.

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Isn't that something?

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We've made it.

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Or have we?

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We have.

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See you later, dick.

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See you later, dick.

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See you later, dick.

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This guy.

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Oh.

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Another side.

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What the fuck?

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He's swiping.

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What's happening?

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No.

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Haha.

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Why? How's he doing that? Can I kill him from here?

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Is there any way of killing this fuck? That was a waste.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Silly idiot.

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Silly idiot. Try to have a go with me then.

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You alright everyone? Gary Ghost here coming at you with some more spooky October updates. You've just seen a nice bit of spooky gameplay there from Francis. The young Francis is doing well. And I have to say something. I'm excited. The story's moving at pace.

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And that tyrant.

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He didn't have to work. Do you know what I mean? That tyrant didn't have to work to get where he got. He just came out of a tube.

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He had big legs. He had muscles everywhere. No Jimmy. He didn't have a Jimmy. So how was he meant to procreate? We don't know. All we do know is he got messed up when it came to the crunch.

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Just like anyone who comes round my house on Halloween trying to look for sweets or money or all like that.

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I don't have any of it, alright?

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So leave me alone and stop.

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I told you before, if you're coming and asking for sweets on Halloween night off me in my house,

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and then I tell you I don't have them, don't ask me for money to go and buy sweets.

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I have to pay rent. I have to buy food.

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The cost of living is increasing.

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I've got gas to pay for.

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Do you know what I mean?

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And parents sitting out there in the cars waiting for the kids to do all this and get money off me and get all this.

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It's a fucking joke is what it is.

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Look, I'm sorry, alright? I'm really sorry.

240
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I don't want to put a downer on it.

241
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We'll go back to this now.

242
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Francis is playing the game.

243
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Thanks for watching and let's hope he can do the business.

244
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That's some good hitting again Ostopenko just so dangerous when she's inside the court.

245
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I'm really sorry there that we keep on breaking out but the game does keep getting interrupted

246
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by transmissions from Gary Ghost who is in himself a welcome addition to the situation

247
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although I do harbour doubts about his credibility as a ghost. Hang on are we going down to the Navy Seal here? Where the fuck am I going? Am I going the right way here? Do I go down to the submarine or where do I go?

248
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Back to the plane. We'll turn that down. We'll turn that siren down. Somebody's giving out about the siren. A loud and annoying siren which has been going on for a long time. I'm getting confused now because we've done this game backwards and back to front.

249
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How many times are we going to go down to this stupid submarine bit?

250
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Is this a new submarine now?

251
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Greta Greta thunderpus

252
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Thank you very much for your kind tip there. That's very kind of you

253
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And a real sweet addition to the story

254
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Yeah, I don't really rate the Gary go situation because he does he does only go on about the the same thing all the time if he doesn't want to if he doesn't want to

255
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Have to answer questions about dishing out sweets or

256
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indeed money

257
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Just keep the door closed

258
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The curtains closed and no one can wreck your head ignore tell you what is annoying right if you're trying to ignore them on

259
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fucking 31st but give a dog and every time the bell goes or the fucking door gets knocked the dog goes wild

260
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It's a complete

261
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180 degree mind shaft

262
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Another side to the story

263
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Right submarine is it

264
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Does anybody know if I can get do I go to the submarine or do I go to the right here?

265
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I'm not I'm not taking any chances. Oh, it's back to the plane with Steve

266
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Tell you who tell you what Steve is a fucking gent. He's a stand-up guy

267
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Even though he wears a choker which is suspect he's a fucking jit

268
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Change the doorbell to the sound of a dog barking

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The doorbell start ringing then the dog barks

270
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Crazy little situation

271
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Game's moving at pace anyway, you'll be glad to know no thanks to Shenmue Tom

272
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Time to say goodbye to this death trap then you think goodbye

273
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Steve could fly a commercial a commercial airliner path it was a commercial airliner hijacked by

274
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People with box cutters pass. Do you believe it past you believe it? It's a hard one to get your to wrap your head around

275
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Is this game?

276
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Yeah, who is finally over those big so soon men what about man woman thing?

277
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The look of love clears in your ass. I know I caused a lot of trouble for you

278
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No, it's okay. I'm right for both of us

279
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Well, really hope you find your brother way I I know what it's like to be alone way way

280
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Oh, Steve

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He's talking shite

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Anywhere you want to go Claire I

283
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Hear Hawaii is nice this time of year you got it

284
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Guys the ghost thank you very much

285
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Peace and honor is yours almighty father

286
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Hopefully this guy dies in a real puzzle of this

287
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Don't tell me grab the tank and then fires into the air

288
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There's no way you could have an aim that good that he could fire into the air and take me down

289
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There is not a hope in hell

290
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Not a hope in hell

291
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He's got a twitchy leg he must be on the fucking Greta Thumbbergs

292
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He had a couple of thumbbergs there

293
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Not over yet. Now you will see what real terror is all about.

294
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He's a mean looking woman man with lovely pink lips. He's a mean looking woman man with lovely pink lips.

295
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Look at his, look at the gage of him. He's got, he's got womanly hips.

296
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He's a mean looking woman man with lovely pink lips.

297
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Look at that smile, look at him fly. He can fly a fighter jet right through the sky.

298
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I'm in a plane with a boy who wears a choker. He wants to go to Hawaii with me. I'm called Claire.

299
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The cargo room hatch is open. I'll go back and check it out. Thanks. I've unlocked the cargo room door.

300
00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:35,900
I've unlocked the cargo room door. Have you heard that for an alarm? Listen to the alarm. The alarm's terrible. Listen to the alarm.

301
00:24:35,980 --> 00:25:05,980
Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help

302
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there fuck be what's be I need to get these buttons sorted out it's really

303
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ruining the surprise right

304
00:25:34,920 --> 00:26:02,520
let's fuck this guy up good man Steve keep flying that plane but all those hours you spent on flight simulator instead of going outside and climbing threes have paid off dearly

305
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:20,340
and when we get to Hawaii Steve we're gonna buy you a brand new diamond choker from Claire's accessories no cap and that's that's no lies from that's the way that's the way the kids out in Compton say no lies

306
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:35,060
Here we go

307
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,060
It's time to take out the trash

308
00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:40,720
Have you got a garbage can?

309
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,780
Because I've got a big bag of trash

310
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And I want to stick it in the can

311
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And then call McGrath's ways to come and pick it up

312
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ASAP please

313
00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,160
There's a human inside this

314
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A dead mean looking woman man

315
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With lovely pink lips

316
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Another side of the story

317
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Look at this

318
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He's back again the arse

319
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No penis

320
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He's got a mad face

321
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He's got a six pack

322
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A seven pack

323
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Quadrilateral

324
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Damage

325
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:14,800
He's got hooks and scrapers for hands

326
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,960
He's got scrapers for hands

327
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,660
And his feet stink

328
00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:19,920
We need to kill him

329
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We need to catapult him

330
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,580
Okay, press the button

331
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:23,780
So

332
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Yep

333
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:29,840
He's got his claws

334
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Claws on the cunt man

335
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,600
Santa Claus

336
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,860
We've no, we've no

337
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:50,320
Fuck!

338
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:55,680
Shit man

339
00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:00,560
Use the green one says someone

340
00:28:00,560 --> 00:28:02,800
Use the green one says Harmony Corruption

341
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:07,120
Use the green ones

342
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,840
I'll use the green one so just cause you said so man

343
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:17,800
I got fucked, I got scraped out of it then

344
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,700
By Scrapey Susan

345
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:22,860
B, thank you very much B

346
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:26,580
For that kind and generous B tip

347
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:28,420
Thank you very much for the B tip

348
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:30,520
Very kindly, thank you

349
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,240
B, thank you

350
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:40,560
Get ready for this!

351
00:28:40,560 --> 00:29:01,880
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna kill him a few times with the bow gun before the B round before we, uh...

352
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:06,200
Before we press the button there

353
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,200
Fuck!

354
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:29,040
Fuck! He's got form, the cunt. There's gonna be no way I can kill this lad now, I'd say.

355
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:50,540
Fuck! Fuck! Hell!

356
00:29:50,540 --> 00:30:00,540
What the fuck?

357
00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:08,540
What am I gonna do?

358
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:24,540
*Squeak*

359
00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:28,540
Not one herb. Not one herb or anything.

360
00:30:28,540 --> 00:30:34,540
Some strategy someone said. Yeah, fucking can you launch the thing to not come back again?

361
00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:39,540
I try to... it doesn't tell you unless it goes... the button goes white.

362
00:30:48,540 --> 00:30:51,540
Don't think you should stay in a corner, alright.

363
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:55,540
You're all great with the information.

364
00:30:55,540 --> 00:30:58,540
After I fucked it up.

365
00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:01,540
It flashes to let you know. I thought it would have flashed...

366
00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:10,540
Gabrielle Cece.

367
00:31:17,540 --> 00:31:20,540
Another side of the story.

368
00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:22,540
Okay, here we go. Here we go.

369
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:27,540
Materials preparation. Can we catch the catch-pull ready?

370
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,540
Let's launch that guy.

371
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:33,540
Look, that takes him all the way to the very edge.

372
00:31:35,540 --> 00:31:38,540
And then... something there in the corner, is there?

373
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:39,540
*Squeak*

374
00:31:43,540 --> 00:31:47,340
And then there's something here.

375
00:31:52,300 --> 00:31:53,420
Flame round, baby.

376
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,140
Don't get flamey.

377
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:00,980
Fucking hell, guys, I'm fire as well.

378
00:32:02,740 --> 00:32:03,340
What?

379
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:08,140
Are you fucking serious, man?

380
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:10,700
Okay, we go there now.

381
00:32:10,820 --> 00:32:12,560
We go there now and we retry that.

382
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,140
Lure him to the edge, then sock him with the catapult.

383
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:18,740
Angel of the flames.

384
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:21,660
I lured him to the edge, yeah, we...

385
00:32:21,660 --> 00:32:23,860
Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.

386
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,720
The thing is, he starts off at the edge, so, I mean,

387
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,140
why is...

388
00:32:29,140 --> 00:32:32,500
If I press the catapult button,

389
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,520
why does that not send him over the edge?

390
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,940
People are...

391
00:32:44,940 --> 00:32:47,600
Again, we've got a situation on our hands.

392
00:32:47,820 --> 00:32:49,900
This is like the fucking earthenware vase

393
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,620
where too many people are chiming in.

394
00:32:51,860 --> 00:32:55,820
I don't know who to take control or to take any notice of.

395
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,060
Fisty March chimes in.

396
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,780
If tickle his anus, that'll

397
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:02,780
send him over the edge.

398
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,320
There is no way you can do that in the game.

399
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,460
They haven't programmed that in.

400
00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,200
Lure him using Claire's chimes.

401
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:11,160
Survive long enough to hit him twice.

402
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,740
Did you not see me hit him 20 times,

403
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:15,960
Porrk?

404
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,080
Probably have to do it again.

405
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,180
Probably have to do it a few times.

406
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:24,120
He needs to take enough damage to fall off.

407
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,340
Stop wasting shots two at a time.

408
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:33,080
Give him some flowers to make him let down his guard.

409
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,560
You've still got the card to swipe his arse.

410
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,880
Take your time.

411
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:38,920
Take your time.

412
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:38,920
Take your time.

413
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,480
Don't die.

414
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:43,120
You can do it.

415
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:43,800
I know you can.

416
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,220
Listen.

417
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,560
This is just platitudes at the moment.

418
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,280
Ghastly tales.

419
00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:51,680
Thank you for your tip.

420
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:52,320
And you say,

421
00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:55,160
Hit the cunt with as many grenades as you can.

422
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:56,520
And then catapult.

423
00:33:57,020 --> 00:33:58,300
Gotta tire the fucker out.

424
00:33:58,980 --> 00:33:59,840
Okay, let's do that.

425
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,020
We're probably going to have to do this a few times, okay?

426
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,900
Another side of the story.

427
00:34:09,820 --> 00:34:11,120
Just have fun with it.

428
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:11,860
Okay.

429
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:13,660
Okay.

430
00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,180
Put on some shy tunes and he'll just feck off.

431
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,480
If you use one bow round,

432
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,240
and then hit him with the catapult four times,

433
00:34:26,340 --> 00:34:26,900
he will die.

434
00:34:28,460 --> 00:34:31,600
I don't understand what you mean there,

435
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:32,320
but thank you.

436
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:35,660
Remember, he's just afraid of you are as you are of him.

437
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,300
Another side of the Rory.

438
00:34:50,780 --> 00:34:53,980
McElroy was another side of the Rory.

439
00:34:57,260 --> 00:34:58,840
I just got a message there.

440
00:34:58,940 --> 00:34:59,220
Apparently,

441
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,580
Muckman is asking for me.

442
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,420
I need to get to that little guy.

443
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,100
I need to get to that little guy right now.

444
00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:09,540
I don't know if I'm going to have time to finish this game.

445
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,260
I thought I was going to be finished.

446
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,980
Shoot the Gummy Leggy.

447
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:25,040
Shoot the Gummy Leggy.

448
00:35:25,820 --> 00:35:27,540
He's not got a Gummy Leg, Pat.

449
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,220
Oh, for fuck.

450
00:35:45,220 --> 00:35:46,320
He's going to kill me now.

451
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:50,180
See you later, Claire.

452
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,460
Claire's gone.

453
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,160
Gone swimming in the Atlantic.

454
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,240
Wherever we're flying over now, I'm not sure.

455
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:06,620
What does Steve have to say?

456
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,020
Steve is busy regaining control of the plane.

457
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:18,240
Anaconda G.

458
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,600
Thank you very much.

459
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,820
I'm going to complete this game, Anaconda G.

460
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:22,700
Just because of that.

461
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:23,540
Thank you very much.

462
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:26,020
Thank you.

463
00:36:26,980 --> 00:36:30,340
It's another side to the story we didn't see happening, Anaconda G.

464
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,260
Thank you very much.

465
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:42,820
What does bogas do?

466
00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:52,100
Anti-BOW.

467
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,220
Gas bullets are filled with gas.

468
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:55,760
What's BOW?

469
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,760
BOW.

470
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,220
Body odor.

471
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,500
We want Mutt Man is another side of the story.

472
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,600
Thank you very much.

473
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:16,780
I know you do.

474
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:21,540
I think he's going to be making an appearance at some stage of the game.

475
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,720
Just not tonight.

476
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,600
I heard Connor Williams has custody of the dog.

477
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:39,840
Biological gas.

478
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:43,240
Does anyone...

479
00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,140
Do you know if you need a...

480
00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:51,540
A herb or a slice or a spray to complete this?

481
00:37:51,540 --> 00:38:18,940
Fucking hell.

482
00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:22,340
Oh, oh.

483
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,340
Oh, oh.

484
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:25,340
Oh, oh.

485
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:47,740
Tom, how are you?

486
00:38:47,740 --> 00:38:53,800
I know I've been keeping you out of the loop at the moment, but I need your help like like never before, Tom.

487
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,000
Never before.

488
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,240
We're stuck on Tyrant 2, Frank McCourt.

489
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,220
He's in the plane.

490
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:04,660
I'm armed with a bogus grenade gun launcher.

491
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,780
OK, I have no herbs.

492
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,800
I tried to bring a herb.

493
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:15,180
The herb I had in the box was used when I was defeating zombies.

494
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:20,560
Tom, can I kill this guy without any more herbs or medicine?

495
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:21,220
Tell me.

496
00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:21,980
Please tell me.

497
00:39:21,980 --> 00:39:22,980
I'm not going to kill him.

498
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:22,980
I'm not going to kill him.

499
00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:23,980
I'm not going to kill him.

500
00:39:23,980 --> 00:39:24,980
I'm not going to kill him.

501
00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:25,980
I'm not going to kill him.

502
00:39:25,980 --> 00:39:26,980
I'm not going to kill him.

503
00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,980
I'm not going to kill him.

504
00:39:27,980 --> 00:39:28,980
I'm not going to kill him.

505
00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:29,980
I'm not going to kill him.

506
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:30,980
I'm not going to kill him.

507
00:39:30,980 --> 00:39:31,980
I'm not going to kill him.

508
00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:32,980
I'm not going to kill him.

509
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:33,980
I'm not going to kill him.

510
00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:34,980
I'm not going to kill him.

511
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:35,980
I'm not going to kill him.

512
00:39:35,980 --> 00:39:36,980
I'm not going to kill him.

513
00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:37,980
I'm not going to kill him.

514
00:39:37,980 --> 00:39:38,980
I'm not going to kill him.

515
00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:39,980
I'm not going to kill him.

516
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:40,980
I'm not going to kill him.

517
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:41,980
I'm not going to kill him.

518
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:42,980
I'm not going to kill him.

519
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:43,980
I'm not going to kill him.

520
00:39:43,980 --> 00:39:44,980
I'm not going to kill him.

521
00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:45,980
I'm not going to kill him.

522
00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:46,980
I'm not going to kill him.

523
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:47,980
I'm not going to kill him.

524
00:39:47,980 --> 00:39:48,980
I'm not going to kill him.

525
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:49,980
I'm not going to kill him.

526
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:50,980
I'm not going to kill him.

527
00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:51,980
I'm not going to kill him.

528
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:52,980
I'm not going to kill him.

529
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:53,980
I'm not going to kill him.

530
00:39:53,980 --> 00:39:54,980
I'm not going to kill him.

531
00:39:54,980 --> 00:39:55,980
I'm not going to kill him.

532
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:56,980
I'm not going to kill him.

533
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:57,980
I'm not going to kill him.

534
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:58,980
I'm not going to kill him.

535
00:39:58,980 --> 00:39:59,980
I'm not going to kill him.

536
00:39:59,980 --> 00:40:00,980
I'm not going to kill him.

537
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:01,980
I'm not going to kill him.

538
00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:02,980
I'm not going to kill him.

539
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:03,980
I'm not going to kill him.

540
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:04,980
I'm not going to kill him.

541
00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:05,980
I'm not going to kill him.

542
00:40:05,980 --> 00:40:06,980
I'm not going to kill him.

543
00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:07,980
I'm not going to kill him.

544
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:08,980
I'm not going to kill him.

545
00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:09,980
I'm not going to kill him.

546
00:40:09,980 --> 00:40:10,980
I'm not going to kill him.

547
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:11,980
I'm not going to kill him.

548
00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:12,980
I'm not going to kill him.

549
00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:13,980
I'm not going to kill him.

550
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:14,980
I'm not going to kill him.

551
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:15,980
I'm not going to kill him.

552
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:16,980
I'm not going to kill him.

553
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:17,980
I'm not going to kill him.

554
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:18,980
I'm not going to kill him.

555
00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:19,980
I'm not going to kill him.

556
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:20,980
I'm not going to kill him.

557
00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:21,980
I'm not going to kill him.

558
00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:22,980
I'm not going to kill him.

559
00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:23,980
I'm not going to kill him.

560
00:40:23,980 --> 00:40:24,980
I'm not going to kill him.

561
00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:25,980
I'm not going to kill him.

562
00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:26,980
I'm not going to kill him.

563
00:40:26,980 --> 00:40:27,980
I'm not going to kill him.

564
00:40:27,980 --> 00:40:28,980
I'm not going to kill him.

565
00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:29,980
I'm not going to kill him.

566
00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:30,980
I'm not going to kill him.

567
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:31,980
I'm not going to kill him.

568
00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:32,980
I'm not going to kill him.

569
00:40:32,980 --> 00:40:33,980
I'm not going to kill him.

570
00:40:33,980 --> 00:40:34,980
I'm not going to kill him.

571
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:35,980
I'm not going to kill him.

572
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:36,980
I'm not going to kill him.

573
00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:37,980
I'm not going to kill him.

574
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:38,980
I'm not going to kill him.

575
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:39,980
I'm not going to kill him.

576
00:40:39,980 --> 00:40:40,980
I'm not going to kill him.

577
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:41,980
I'm not going to kill him.

578
00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:42,980
I'm not going to kill him.

579
00:40:42,980 --> 00:40:43,980
I'm not going to kill him.

580
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:44,980
I'm not going to kill him.

581
00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:45,980
I'm not going to kill him.

582
00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:46,980
I'm not going to kill him.

583
00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:47,980
I'm not going to kill him.

584
00:40:47,980 --> 00:40:48,980
I'm not going to kill him.

585
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:49,980
I'm not going to kill him.

586
00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:50,980
I'm not going to kill him.

587
00:40:50,980 --> 00:40:51,980
I'm not going to kill him.

588
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:52,980
I'm not going to kill him.

589
00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:53,980
I'm not going to kill him.

590
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:54,980
I'm not going to kill him.

591
00:40:54,980 --> 00:40:55,980
I'm not going to kill him.

592
00:40:55,980 --> 00:40:56,980
I'm not going to kill him.

593
00:40:56,980 --> 00:40:57,980
I'm not going to kill him.

594
00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:58,980
I'm not going to kill him.

595
00:40:58,980 --> 00:40:59,980
I'm not going to kill him.

596
00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:00,980
I'm not going to kill him.

597
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:01,980
I'm not going to kill him.

598
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:02,980
I'm not going to kill him.

599
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:03,980
I'm not going to kill him.

600
00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:04,980
I'm not going to kill him.

601
00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:05,980
I'm not going to kill him.

602
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:06,980
I'm not going to kill him.

603
00:41:06,980 --> 00:41:07,980
I'm not going to kill him.

604
00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:08,980
I'm not going to kill him.

605
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:09,980
I'm not going to kill him.

606
00:41:09,980 --> 00:41:10,980
I'm not going to kill him.

607
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:11,980
I'm not going to kill him.

608
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:12,980
I'm not going to kill him.

609
00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:13,980
I'm not going to kill him.

610
00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:14,980
I'm not going to kill him.

611
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:15,980
I'm not going to kill him.

612
00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:16,980
I'm not going to kill him.

613
00:41:16,980 --> 00:41:17,980
I'm not going to kill him.

614
00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:18,980
I'm not going to kill him.

615
00:41:18,980 --> 00:41:19,980
I'm not going to kill him.

616
00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:20,980
I'm not going to kill him.

617
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:21,980
I'm not going to kill him.

618
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,980
Although if we think about this right.

619
00:41:24,980 --> 00:41:26,980
He's only going to come up and down the cart.

620
00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:28,980
So maybe when he gets to the middle.

621
00:41:28,980 --> 00:41:29,980
Or near me.

622
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:30,980
Then hit him.

623
00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:31,980
Then dodge and run.

624
00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:33,980
Then make him come down the back.

625
00:41:33,980 --> 00:41:34,980
Hit him a lot of times.

626
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:36,980
Then dodge and run back.

627
00:41:36,980 --> 00:41:38,980
And it should be time to reset the box.

628
00:41:38,980 --> 00:41:39,980
Easier said than done.

629
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:40,980
Crouch and roll Max.

630
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,980
There's no button for crouch and roll.

631
00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:43,980
That's a waste of time.

632
00:41:43,980 --> 00:41:45,980
You're trying to sell me a pup.

633
00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:50,980
The lower centre of ground.

634
00:41:50,980 --> 00:41:52,980
The lower centre of gravity to him.

635
00:41:52,980 --> 00:41:54,980
Use something to shake the plane and lay low.

636
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:04,980
My dog hates squeaky cake.

637
00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:05,980
Thank you very much.

638
00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:12,980
Should.

639
00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:13,980
Before we go on here.

640
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:14,980
Should.

641
00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:15,980
Should I.

642
00:42:15,980 --> 00:42:17,980
Should I.

643
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:18,980
Send the catapult.

644
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:20,980
Should I send the catapult right away.

645
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:21,980
Or should I shoot him.

646
00:42:21,980 --> 00:42:22,980
And then send catapult.

647
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:26,980
I just don't know what the fuck to do man.

648
00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:31,980
Everyone's saying no.

649
00:42:31,980 --> 00:42:32,980
Shoot first then the box.

650
00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:33,980
Shoot.

651
00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:34,980
Shoot five times.

652
00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:35,980
Shoot then send it.

653
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:41,980
no shoot first then the box shoot shoot five times shoot then send it okay okay okay okay

654
00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:55,980
so

655
00:42:55,980 --> 00:43:09,980
so

656
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:15,580
about this

657
00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:35,340
look the guy's hard he's really hard why does he run

658
00:43:35,340 --> 00:43:49,340
oh

659
00:43:49,340 --> 00:44:03,340
oh

660
00:44:03,340 --> 00:44:16,460
oh i'm not mattress mic my name is not mattress pat my name is not mattress yes it is it's a

661
00:44:16,460 --> 00:44:23,260
made-up mattress name it's not it's not a made-up mattress name uh pat frank

662
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:28,940
uh frank you're a journalist you've heard of research okay

663
00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:37,820
you've had enough time now bye bye
